Nacho news

Im back! Ive come back from vacation and ready for some action lol. I see ww4 is going to happen bewteen uma vs acp. We will not pick a side yet but as akabob stated this is a opertunnity for land. I am leaning on helping uma because if they win we get to keep canada. Oagle has been very mean to other armies and to tell you the truth nothing but a dictator to us all. But who nows we might help acp in this war!

The nacho traitors have surrendered. Shadow says he could of won but he coundnt have. We hade a spy in the traitors and found out there plans, battles, allies, ect…. And by seeing all that they wouldnt have stood a chance lol. And I am not sure I want shadow back in the nachos. You see he has gone a little power hungry. And I cant just let a traitor back into the Nachos after what he did. So I will make a  meeting asking if we should let him stay or not.

Good luck and fight hard!

-Zippy500

WWIV/Allies and Enemies/Message to ACP/???

Hey everyone, AkaBob22 here to deliver a nice hearty post that involves all armies (including ours!!!).

WWIV

So, ACP has finally gotten ticked off enough to declare war on UMA.

If your like me, you have gotten bored waiting for this war to start, so now your finally breathing a breath of relief.

I don’t know who we are going to side with, but this is a wonderful oppurtunity to get us some more territory for the Nacho Empire. USA North belongs to ACP, while the U.K belongs to UMA. If your like me (again…), you would seize this oppurtunity to steal some land from both sides, but since we still don’t know who we are siding with in WWIV I don’t know which side we are stealing from. Once we find out though, the land in either enemys’ side is bound to be ours.

Remember, all is fair in love and war!

Allies and enemies

This is going to be a pretty big war. Period.

Here is what I have gathered from all armies, and what would happen if we sided/did not side with anyone.

RPF-RPF says this war is a strict UMA vs ACP war because they are the only ones invloved. What RPF probably doesn’t know is that many of RPFs’ soldiers are in either UMA and/or ACP. If we side with an army, RPF probably won’t do anything about it unless we happen to mess with them. So don’t try to mess with RPF. It will probably make things worse for our ally and us.

Effect-Might lose morale, but highly unlikely.

If we side with no one, nobody will be offended or anything, but I think that would get kinda boring with nobody to fight and no partys after the battle was won.

Effect-Morale within the troops might drop, and we might be seen as a smaller army.

ACP or UMA

If we side with either of these armies in the war, there are few consequences to consider.

The worst case scenario-ACP or UMA (whoever we side with) will be happy, but the other would declare war on us as well, ruining the peace treaty between us and that army.

Alright, enough of the stuff to worry about later.

 

Message to the ACP

Note: The opinions in this message belong to the editor themself. The entire Nacho Empire is not to get involved with the editor’s message, thank you.

Alright ACP, I think you are:

1. Getting over your heads.

2. Acting like stupid 6 year olds.

So what if an army insulted/attacked you? It is a really dumb thing to be arguing over.

I mean, come on.

 The ACP and UMA War

ACP-”We’re the best in the land and we can unite everyone against any enemy so you have basically no chance of winning against us!” 

UMA-”We don’t think that. Any enemy can be beaten.”

ACP-”Well then we will show you! ‘Oagal grabs imaginery nuke’ OWNED!!!”

UMA-”We don’t care, we can still beat you.”

ACP-”‘Oagal gets angry’ NO WE BETTER! ‘Oagal gets 7,000 pixilated penguins to join him’ DOUBLE-OWNED!!!”

UMA-”Numbers never made a difference. Ever.”

 These are exaggerations, but they still show the same points and views.

 

Oagal’s guide to War

1. Advertise ACP on YouTube

2. Spam the enemy site with acparmyofclubpenguin.wordpress.com comments.

3. Make a big deal over nothing.

Basically the same to UMA, but still.

 

One more thing to you Oagal, imaginery weapons never made a difference in war.

“People might doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do!”

Well, ACP can’t do/use weapons in CP, other than tactics and snowballs.

ACP stands for American Children, Preposterous!

Alright, I’m done ranting.

 ???

In this war, I won’t be known as AkaBob22. I will change my name so the enemy is confused who I am. If you want to know this name, I want you to e-mail me at jedibob20@yahoo.com and include the following details:

-Name

-Armies you are in.

-Will you tell anyone else?

-Do you want a name like mine? Only avalible to Zippy, Rey Rey, Linkin, Shadow, Shiver, and Terry.

If your not in the Nacho Army, then ignore this.

If you don’t and you e-mail me, I won’t answer it.

Well, that’s all for now.

Turn the Page,

~Co-Leader AkaBob22~