Swearing/Plan

Hello everyone, I’m here to talk about all the swearing on the site, and the plan for today’s battle.

Swearing

I will no longer tolerate swearing on this site. Swear words include:

-F***

-S***

-Bastard

-Bitch

-Ass

-Jackass

or anything else I forgot to meantion. Swearing will result as your comments being edited and being marked as spam.

Plan

Here is the plan for tonights’ battle. Basically a replica of the battle on Sunday.

1. Start out on the East side of the dojo.

2. Move in and take the center.

3. Try to get yourself around ACP so they appear surronded.

4. ACP will most likely move to get out of the ball formation, so wait for them to get out of it.

5. Once they get out, press them into a nearby corner so they appear smaller than they look.

6. Keep Step 5 going for as long as possible.

7. After a couple repeats of Step 5, fall back into the East Side of the dojo, and repeat the steps again.

REMEMBER:

-Don’t get surronded.

-Don’t let them put you in a corner.

-Don’t let them charge into you.

-If they do charge into you, move out of the way and surronded them.

-NACHOS FOR LIFE!

Turn the Page,

~Co-Leader AkaBob22~

NOTE: ACP has apparently gone crazy with acp.justgotowned.com

They are calling us Nazis and things like that. I have no control over what pictures were put in the video, but the plan was to irritate the ACP.

And it worked.

Immature?/War Music/Message

Hello everyone, it’s AkaBob22 here to talk about ACP calling us immature, an update to War Music, and a message about tommorow. No mouse.

IMMATURE?

Yes, apparently some ACP like to call certain members of the Nachos (including myself) immature. These people cannot comprehend the magnitude of what they are saying to us at all.

1. Umm…Your calling us immature when CP is designed for 6-13 year olds….

2. I know, I’m 15 but you don’t complain about Billybob or rsnail. I’m basically doing what their doing; making the game a better place to be.

3. It really p’s me off when some ACP grunt (*cough* Sheila Gally *cough*) comes up out of nowhere, calls us stupid and a bunch of other crap I don’t need to mention, and then calls us immature. I think it’s immature people like that even come on our site to spam like that.

WAR MUSIC

I will be adding the song

Fear by Disturbed

soon, so just wait a little bit.

MESSAGE

My grades aren’t what they used to be, so tommorow I won’t be at the battle. In fact, the only time a will be on for the next couple of weeks is right now, 3:00pm EST-4:00pm.

However, I want every Nacho that can possibly be there at the battle. Follow Zippys’ orders well, and win it for me. If anyone can (notably Terry), post pictures here and on the Rebel Nachos site. Take a picture every 5 minutes if you can!

Turn the Page,

~Co-Leader AkaBob22~

Battle/ACP Soldiers/Message/Message 2/Theme Song

Hola seniors and senioritas, it’s AkaBob22 here to remind you about the battle time and place, how ACP soldiers have been acting on our site, and a message (in website form) to ACP.

Battle

When: This Friday, 7:00pm

Where: Mammoth, Dojo

What: A battle of The Nachos vs ACP

Why: Because we can and will.

 ACP Soldiers

Ever since I was absen for 2 days, we have been getting alot of rude comments from ACP soldiers from down the road. They have been banging on our door and been yelling things like “BOB’Z PATHETIC”, “THE REAL DETAILS ARE AT ——/ albinoblacksheep.com/flash/base” and “TEH NUCHOS R STUPID”

Good thing for us; this just proves the ACP Soldiers are lowly barbarians with no sense to comprehend what they are typing out.

Message

Oh, ACP, due to the battle count right now (4-2, we are the 4), I think it’s time I posted this:

http://acp.willbedefeated.com/

^If this doesn’t work, use this V

http://acp.justgotowned.com/

Message 2

Just to show our appreciation to Zippy:

http://zippy500.youaremighty.com/

Theme Song

This song pratically defines the Nachos, lol.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/whitesican

 

Turn the Page,

~Co-Leader AkaBob22~

ACP vs Nachos/War Music/Ask Bob

Yo people of all ages, it’s AkaBob22 here to talk about the battle that happend last night, new songs on War Music, and a new “limited edition” segment I’ll be doing.

ACP vs Nachos

This is how it all went down. As usual, I was late for the battle, but I stayed almost the entire battle. First, we pressed forward into the ACP ranks to squeeze them into one area, which then we shoved ACP down in the lower-right ahnd side of the dojo. They stayed there for a good 10 minutes, but then apparently the Ninjas and ACP manged to surrond us. We simply did the same tactic again, which it still worked. After losing a couple people on both sides, the Nachos moved over to the Western side of the dojo, where ACP followed after. We fought over there for 5 minutes, but then everyone basically had to leave at 8:00pm.

Since the Nachos did a wonderful job of recruiting people and defeating the enemy at the same time, I’m going to say we won.

V Pictures V

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9001/nachoslm4.png

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4130/nachos2by2.png

^Sorry for not alot of action^

 War Music

I’ve added:

Step Up by Drowning Pool

 Ask Bob

Yeah, today is you lucky day to ask me whatever you want to know about me. Just don’t make them stupid questions, like “DUZ YU H8 ORGAL?” And even oagles own genrel Lucario thinks oagle its a terrible leader!

 

Turn the Page,

~Nacho Co-Leader AkaBob22~

Battles/War Music/Message

Yo everyone, it’s Co-Leader/Leader AkaBob22 here to talk about the battles that are coming up, War Music, and a message to the Nachos.

Battles

Remember to look at the last post and come to the battle tonight! Also, don’t forget the battle on Friday.

 War Music

Now that it is completed, you can hear the completed list here:

http://www.playlist.com/node/13867523

I’ll be updating it regulary.

Message

Hello Nachos, ACP, assorted others,

It seems that many people are now flocking to the Nacho Empire. These people know that a life under the Nacho Empire will mean peace, respect, and a life in a great community. I respect these people greatly, as they have chosen the only surefire way to peace. But with peace come people that want to disturb the peace for their own selfish gains.

That is why we have an extensive fighting force to defend this peace. The militia of USA South is only one but example of this fighting force. But sometimes these people want to fight to subdue the other armies which threaten the peace. This is where the Nacho Empire’s elite fighting force comes in. Without them, we would be too small to defend this peace, and be sunken unto Oblivion.

I humbly suggest you join us, as if you don’t want peace and tranqulity, we would label you as an enemy.

I have been in the Nachos for awhile now, and I now understand what it means to be a successful Co-Leader. But without my troops, I would be litterally a nobody. I want to take a moment of your time right now to thank the loyal soldiers in the Nacho Empire for helping keep the peace, being our fist for quelling disturbances, and banishing those who would threaten the peace we know of.

 

Turn the Page,

~Co-Leader/Leader AkaBob22~

Message/Battles/War Music

Hola hombres, it’s AkaBob22 here to tell a message to ACP, the date of a scheduled battle(s), and how War Music is coming along.

Message

Dear ACP,

As many of you know, we fought a battle with you last night. You attacked us without warning, which was not the plan in that Operation of yours. We told you we weren’t going to be pushed around, and that’s just what we did. We whooped your silly *** all over Mammoth. There’s no use in #’s when 4-10 Nachos can defeat you. Our soldiers are the most loyal soldiers in all of CP, and they know what it is to fight a war. I advise you to stop trying to provoke a war, because that’s what your about to have.

 Battle

Since the battle last night went so well, I have 2 more challenges for you guys.

ACP vs Nachos

Sunday

7:00pm EST

Mammoth

Dojo

^This battle will be to see how many Nacho soldiers we can get in this short amount of time, so thoe who are able to come, come with the ability to recruit as well as fight.^

Nachos vs ACP

Friday

7:00pm EST

Mammoth

Dojo

^This time, we will launch an attack on ACP, instead of defending ourselves. Come with ferocity, come with loyalty, and come packing.^

War Music

Today’s the last day to request, so you better request!

*Gives the Evil Eye*

 

 Turn the Page,

~Co-Leader AkaBob22~

EDIT: Today at 9:00am EST we faced the ACP and they retreated under Texas’s command.

ACP vs Nachos

ACP vs Nachos

I got on for the meeting that was for today, and I see that ACP attacked us before I even got on. So I get on CP, we regroup our forces at the Cove, and then we launch a huge attack on ACP (with UMA keeping them occupied):

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/241/nachosjn7.png

^It was a lot larger later on^

We fought and fought and fought for about an hour, then I had to leave, so we will call it a tie.

 I thank all of the Nachos that attended the battle, lus all of the ACP that we had to face.

Turn the Page,

~Co-Leader AkaBob22~

EDIT: The battle was continued after I left, and the Nachos won. You can not believe how proud I am of all of you.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4820/nachos2ds6.th.jpg

Go to the Rebel Nachos’ site for more pictures (sorry for it being so small)

*Smiles Happily*

Back again today with basically an add-on to the last post.

 *Smiles Happily*

Oagal’s really gotten stupid over the years. He is growing paranoid, flinching at every threat to him and his Nation. He thinks he can declare war on us because we attacked an ally of his. I find all this hilarious. He has this way of getting over his head that you will soon understand.

“Ho ho ho, it’s me, Oagalthorp! I can declare war on anyone because I am the ACP Leader! Some day I’m gunna destroy them dern Nachos for all der trouble de caused!”

Newsflash!

You can’t destroy us Oagal. Sure, you may beat us in a stupid battle and say you win, but that isn’t the spirit a leader should have.

Oagal takes alot of things seriously, especially this neurality agreement.

Oagal knows we are allowed to attack ACP, and when I was there at the battle, I saw ACP soldiers in the crowd. I recognised Mazchster in the fight, and I KNOW he is in ACP, therefore the neurality agreement kicks in, and we didn’t break our agreement.

Oagal is going to go like “YES YOU DID YOU BROKE IT BIG TIME!” and then say many stupid excuses to cover up the truth. As some as you know, I am also in RPF. I could say that ACP or whatever soldiers opened fire on me, attacking RPF as well.

You really need to think things through ACP, or else this debate or whatever is just going to worsen for you!

 Now is the time you should listen to Welcome to the Jungle by Guns n’ Roses.

Turn the Page,

~Co-Leader AkaBob22~

Message/War Music

Hey everyone, it’s mouse-less AkaBob22 here with a message to us and UMA (maybe many more), and what’s happening with War Music.

ADDRESS TO THE NATIONS

To the Nachos,

Hello, I am AkaBob22, Temporary Leader of the Nachos. Recently, we have had a battle which involved the UMA, the Nachos, SSACP, and ACP. Right now, relations between all of us are at an all-time low. We have been shunned, opressed, and conquered by those we sought to escape/ACP. All this talk of becoming allies with SSACP and ACP will remain out of the question.  We will no longer be pushed around like some dog you find on the streets. We will be the dog that is out on the street that bites you when you come near it.

To the UMA,

Hi, it’s AkaBob22 here to tell you what you need to do to win this upcoming war that is bound to happen.

I know waiting isn’t generally your thing, but you need to wait. If you want us to help you, then wait. A very simple formula actually. Anyway, on to the plan.

 You need to wait for SSACP/ACP to declare war on you. When that happens, make sure you let them make all the battles and you attend them so you can defend your servers, while we go out and attack them. It will be the easiest war you’ve ever been to, since all you do is defend.

WAR MUSIC

I’ll have it updated tommorow (since I have no mouse I can’t add songs), but keep on requesting!

Turn the Page,

~Co-Leader AkaBob22~

ACP/Message/Active-ness/War Music

Yo, it’s AkaBob22 here to talk about ACP and their troops, a Message to ACP’s troops, other armies active-ness, and how War Music is coming. Let’s get started.

ACP

Yeah, I’m happy that they finally receive the message that we aren’t an ally, and that we don’t put up with their s*** unlike other armies. I’m also happy that they are starting to view our wordpress alot, which is good for us and terrible for them.

Message

To all ACP soldiers,

You might still be angry that we decided to aid our ally UMA in the Battle Monday. I don’t care. Be angry. You literally make us look better. Anyway, I suggest you guys listen to the song “Bulls On Parade” by Rage Against the Machine alot more, because we are Bulls on Parade, while you might be more of Metallica’s “One”.

Long live the Nachos!

Active-ness

While other armies sit around in their inactivity, we have been pumping out the posts like it was the last day you could post here on wordpress. This is wonderful, as you don’t want to be with an army that makes 1 post after every 5 days.

 War Music

2 more songs have been added to the playlist:

Bulls On Parade by Rage Against the Machine

Welcome to the Jungle by Guns n’ Roses

 I’ve also add alot of Metallica songs for those who like Metallica.

Keep requesting, and I’ll most likely add them.

 

Turn the Page,

~Co-Leader AkaBob22~